Empty Warehouse, Full of Woe | #2 - microsoft

It is a common problem, sad but true. Heaps of merchandise sitting in the warehouse, and none of it going out the door. Perhaps you should not have bought quite so much chocolate-covered cotton, even if the salesman did give you a good price.

What you need is a good buyer who wants your goods, and who wants to pay in advance in order to expedite the transaction. And now, Microsoft are ready to help!

Microsoft and its spam and scam divisions are ready to deliver solicitations. You can receive realistic payment, ship goods to a distant anonymous transfer point, and wire the surplus to the Microsoft maildrop user.

Best of all, the Microsoft maildrop user has already determined that he has need of your goods. All you have to do is

1. Send catalogue so goods can be selected
2. Receive realistic payment
3. Deposit payment in bank
4. Ship your goods to anonymous transfer point
5. Wire the surplus funds
6. Talk to bank about that realistic payment

Realistic payment may be had in either of two ways. You can receive a realistic cashier's check, which the bank will happily accept. Or, you can accept a not-yet-reported re-purposed credit card, and the bank will assist in both the clearing and charge-back. Either way, you just wire the surplus payment right away. Your banker will be happy to discuss repayment terms for the returned check or charge-back.

All transactions backed by the Microsoft Assurance if you ever receive any of your money back you may send it to Redmond and it will be accepted